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Dec 28th, 2015
Greetings human people of the faith of Arsenal born under the light of Bergkamp. It is I, Ted, and I return from my successful attempt to grow bananas ...
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Jun 24th, 2015
Greetings, my sapient friends. I am currently using the power of a 5-dimensional Tesseract to send gravity across space and time to press buttons on an...
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Jan 23rd, 2015
Greetings and salutations Earthlings. I, Ted, have interrupted my staycation of eating cheese flavoured processed good whilst watching the entire origi...
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Jan 19th, 2015
Greetings Earth dwellers. I, Ted, have returned once again to the glorious cyber tower of NLIR and bring news of an Arsenal transfer. The purchase of K...
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Nov 27th, 2014
Greetings my venerable friends. It is I, Ted, and I am here to enthral you with a tale of my latest adventure. I had originally planned to bring you an...
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Nov 20th, 2014
Greetings and salutations earthbound creatures. I, Ted, once again grace the halls of NLIR tower to bring you tale of my most recent adventure. During ...
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Oct 16th, 2014
Greetings hominin lifeforms. I, Ted, have returned briefly from my one Ted mission to explore the Mariana Trench before that Punk James Cameron steals ...
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Aug 15th, 2014
Greetings Homo-sapiens and you in the back there with the abnormally large forehead. I, Ted, have once again returned to keep you up to date with the m...
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Apr 24th, 2014
Greetings mortals. It is I, Ted, and I have returned with knowledge abound from the ethereal plains of the great Highbury in the sky. As a frequenter o...
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Mar 12th, 2014
Hello fine people of Earth. It is I, Ted, and I am back to regale you with my wonderful words, stories and Arsenal anecdotes. I had hoped to bring a la...
By Arsenal Ted
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Feb 24th, 2014
Hello there kind creatures of the online realms of Arsenal. My name is Arsenal Ted and I am here on NorthLondonIsRed to talk about the big issues. The ...